![]() ![]() “Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.’ ![]() “Love recklessly and enjoy every moment but remember that dreams are just what they are when you wake up, there will be bad breath, funny mannerisms, and a lot more to tolerate.” “Whatever you look like, marry a man your own age-as your beauty fades, so kill his eyesight.” “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” - Chelsea Handler It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” I break their bones, they have 206 of them.” Cute Funny Love Quotes for Him and Her “Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.” “Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you’d miss them!” You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” - Jerry Seinfeld “Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
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